justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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"You are not designed for everyone to like you."

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

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tumbrlplug:

*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*

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gerward:

when someone barge in u room as u singin n dancin

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